The Roof

Rooftops have been inspiring great art for years. Right after graduating from U.C.L.A. back in the 60s, Jim Morrison spent his summer living on the roof of his apartment building, dropping acid and penning some of music’s most lasting lyrics. Well I wouldn’t be surprised if 40 years from now they’re talking about me, who … Continue reading

That Time I Delivered Candy to Gene Wilder

Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it in dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? I can, motherfuckers. That’s right. I delivered candy to Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka himself. You know in movies when a seemingly unimportant character comes out of nowhere and rescues the hero? Well yeah, that’s basically me. The … Continue reading

Watch Breaking Bad

I’m going to try and do this as best I can without spoilers, but hold on; if you are reading this sentence, then you’re not following the simple instruction at the top of this post. You’re reading this and not watching Breaking Bad. Simply put, Breaking Bad is the best thing on television right now. … Continue reading

The Cream Dream

As I sit here typing, a friend of mine is next to me eating the leftovers of his attempt at a homemade blooming onion. For those of you who don’t know, a blooming onion takes some of the best things in the world (onions, batter, spicy sauces, and deep-fryers) and combines them into a mouth-watering, … Continue reading