In Defense of a Two-Month Christmas Season

Sometime around Thanksgiving every year it starts. The inevitable griping about the early start of the Christmas season. This year I was lucky enough to have Twitter, an aggregation of my generation’s incessant bitching. “Why am I seeing Christmas commercials already? #itsthanksgiving #princessprobzzz #hashtagsrkewl” My response, respectfully of course, is #gofuckyourself Christmas is by far … Continue reading

Guest Post on Foot Fetish

No it’s not a fetish website. It’s Ryan Cleary’s blog on football, and it’s the best one around. Check out my guest post on Foot Fetish.

That Time I Delivered Candy to Gene Wilder

Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it in dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? I can, motherfuckers. That’s right. I delivered candy to Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka himself. You know in movies when a seemingly unimportant character comes out of nowhere and rescues the hero? Well yeah, that’s basically me. The … Continue reading

Watch Breaking Bad

I’m going to try and do this as best I can without spoilers, but hold on; if you are reading this sentence, then you’re not following the simple instruction at the top of this post. You’re reading this and not watching Breaking Bad. Simply put, Breaking Bad is the best thing on television right now. … Continue reading